"Oh how, like always, he invents the monsters underneath the bed to get you to sleep next to him, chest to chest or chest to back, the covers drawn around you in an act of faith against the night." [x] [requested by]
I didn’t ask to get made. [insp]
Do you see yourself as the sexy, shirtless type?
[Laughs.] Don’t we all try and think of ourselves like that at some point in time?
Well when you say it like that it sounds stupid.
This will reach a million posts before I stop reblogging EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
You know, sometimes I amaze even myself.
That doesn’t sound too hard.
Q: Where did Captain Hook get his hook? A: From the second hand store.
You’re a spy, not a soldier.
"Do you want me to kiss you or not, jerk?"
"Sir, yes, sir!" [x]
well, Stucky was bound to happen in my art, rIGHT?
god i need a therapy(also, if you look closely, in the background photo Steve is grabbing his left boob. I regret nothing)
you shaped the century